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Saturday, March 5, 2016

PDX BundyGang Update

***update*** An hour later: Our numbers got up to around 80.  Did see one traitor rebel flag, in a pick-up with a U.S. flag. What's with that, anyway? Pick a side, motherfucker. Our side shouted things at them, variations on go home and leave our public lands alone.  They pretended not to hear, with their hands cupped up next to their ear.  "I can't HEAR you...I can't HEEEAAARRRR you."  Gavin Slime engaged in some public prayer and said a few words.   They put a tarpman voodoo doll up and black voudon clouds lowered overhead.  Then a heron flew overhead and Jesus smiled down and the evil spirits were frozen again inside their dildo simulacra.  Police presence is visible but fairly relaxed.  Word had it some Black Lives Matter got in the protesters' faces but I only heard tell of such things.  Such excitement was too much for me, so I left in search of snacks.

***transmission over***

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