Tuesday, March 17, 2015
Kaleidoscope Dope: Stories & Plays
http://www.amazon.com/Kaleidoscope-Dope-William-Clunie/dp/1508623724/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1426657843&sr=8-1&keywords=william+clunie
Saturday, March 7, 2015
Get used to hearing about the cum-stained dress
The Bush name is so ruined it's laughable. Everybody knows George W. Bush was the worst president in the living memory of the oldest human being in America. Everybody. Our side knows it. Right wingers know it. So Jeb Bush has a problem because of that damnable last name. What can he do? Change his name? He could change it to "Reagan," run as "Jeb Reagan," and he's probably considered it. Trying to defend his idiot brother is pointless, because we ALL KNOW George was the worst president in living memory. Yes, even right wingers know that. No, the point is not debatable.
So Jeb does what all right wingers do. They transfer their biggest problem to their opponent.
The Rove team did it with John Kerry. Their man, George, hid out from the Vietnam War, playing fuckaround (with jets! VRRROOOMMM!!!) while the real men went off and fought. Like John Kerry. So they smeared John Kerry's heroic service, swiftboating him enough to get the vote close enough they could steal the election.
Bush's biggest problem in a matchup with anybody, and it will be Hillary Clinton, is that fucked-up last name, and how everybody in America, EVERYBODY, knows GWB was the worst president of all time. So all they can do is smear the Clinton name, in any way they can.
Enter the cum-stained dress. It rolls off the tongue, that cum-stained dress, much more pithily than "wrecked the economy, upended the Mideast, allowed 9/11 to happen, murdereed too too many troops in an unnecessary war." Cum-stained dress. It's easier for idiots to say.
Get used to hearing it. You're going to hear it for the next 16 months, as Jeb BUSH tries to make his opponent's last name the issue, and not his own.
So Jeb does what all right wingers do. They transfer their biggest problem to their opponent.
The Rove team did it with John Kerry. Their man, George, hid out from the Vietnam War, playing fuckaround (with jets! VRRROOOMMM!!!) while the real men went off and fought. Like John Kerry. So they smeared John Kerry's heroic service, swiftboating him enough to get the vote close enough they could steal the election.
Bush's biggest problem in a matchup with anybody, and it will be Hillary Clinton, is that fucked-up last name, and how everybody in America, EVERYBODY, knows GWB was the worst president of all time. So all they can do is smear the Clinton name, in any way they can.
Enter the cum-stained dress. It rolls off the tongue, that cum-stained dress, much more pithily than "wrecked the economy, upended the Mideast, allowed 9/11 to happen, murdereed too too many troops in an unnecessary war." Cum-stained dress. It's easier for idiots to say.
Get used to hearing it. You're going to hear it for the next 16 months, as Jeb BUSH tries to make his opponent's last name the issue, and not his own.
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